If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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