I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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