5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So apparently I’m into choking now
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