direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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