wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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