He asked to "fluff my boner.."
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
