Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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