Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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