do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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