So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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