if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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