you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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