Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
pop tarts are not kleenex
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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