And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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