ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He did a backflip because drugs
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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