He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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