I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Randomize
