Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It's shark week go big or go home
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
