Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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