If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
