So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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