I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
