Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Randomize
