I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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