Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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