No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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