Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
We are all done wearing pants today
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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