I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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