Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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