It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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