Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
tell me about the fingering
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