The maid of honor just puked.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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