And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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