so that wasnt chicken after all
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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