Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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