Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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