But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
