I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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