yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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