Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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