You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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