im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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