My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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