we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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