Non-Jews are for practice
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
