Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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