Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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