Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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