marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
wanna go halves on a baby?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Bring me that man meat
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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