Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i out mim tonsoeep
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
